"Julie Bishop says she thought "drinks" not a leadership spill was on the agenda at the meeting attended by her chief of staff before Tony Abbott's overthrow." Yeah, sure she did!
Yeah, sure she did!
To back this up, I have a photo, snapped secretly, of a meeting between her and Abbott, taking place simultaneously to her staffer's "drinks". This shocking photo shows just why Abbott departed the Prime Minister's Office so meekly. He was undoubtedly under her vampiric spell. Here is that photo.
This whole political mish mash is obviously satanic. Think of the surnames of the protagonists; Abbott and Bishop. All very Christian. No wonder these powerful satanic forces were so Hell bent on causing havoc!
This is a warning to everyone who has the misfortune to be cursed with a similar christian surname. If you have one of these names, change it immediately. Though, it's probably too late. May the force be with you.
Fortunately, as I have a good Scottish (an oxymoron?) surname. I'm immune to such devilish schemes, although I feel that the demon drink may have other plans for me.
The question remains; who is the smarmy devil behind this obvious plot? I dare not say his name. No, it's not Voldemort. As the highly intelligent author of this well respected blog, I have researched this question in great depth and have discovered the answer, While I dare not reveal his name, I am fortunate to have another secretly taken photo in my possession which will reveal his identity.
It's almost enough to give me nightmares. Sleep well, my lovelies!
