Sheep Farts Down Aircraft

Yesterday, it was reported that a cargo plane was forced to make an emergency landing when its fire warning system activated, mid flight. It turned out that there wasn't a fire and the alarm had been set off by the intensity of the flatulence caused by the cargo of live, Aussie sheep. This is all true!

Can you imagine that? Can you you also imagine how much more powerful and dangerous it could have been, had the sheep been fed a diet of baked beans for several days prior to the flight?

This raises several important considerations.
The first being: Were the sheep aware of the power of their bowels and created a deliberate act of sabotage, just to delay their inevitable fate?

Secondly: Have the Australian government taken notice of the potential of sheep flatulence and its possible use as a deterrent, during times of international conflict, if harnessed properly?

Thirdly: Do we have the scientific skills in Australia to safely harness sheep farts, considering our brain drain, caused by drinking too much Bundy?

Finally, If sheep farts are so dangerous, how potentially disastrous would a weapon be that was made from the collected farts of a football crowd, after a day of consuming meat pies and beer?

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