Wednesday, 23 November 2016

Presidents Putin and Trump at their first Moscow meeting


First Meeting


"Will you agree to help build the Mexican wall?"


"Da."


"Can I count on you to help us screw the Chinese?"


 "Da!"


"Great! And can we count on you to help us relocate
all our illegal Mexicans to Syria?"


"Da!!"


"Wonderful! Can the USA count on you not to bomb the shit out of
us, until after my Presidency?"


"DA!!! I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I've been calling my father to bring us some tea.
The silly old bugger is almost deaf. Can we start again?" 


Sunday, 20 November 2016

Cooking Roadkill

Sadly, in Australia, the sight of dead birds and animals killed by cars on the road is a common sight. These are commonly known as road kill.



Some people are known to collect fresh road kill to cook for food. While I can, kind of, understand this, it's not something that I could bring myself to do, particularly in light of my ownership of a beautiful Roseate Cockatoo (Galah).

Cockatoos are renown to have very tough flesh and are considered to be unfit for human consumption. I'm not sure about this, as I recall a recipe that my Grandfather told me about how to cook a cockatoo. It goes like this.

1. Collect your dead cockatoo from the side of the road.
2. Pluck it and remove its guts.
3. Place a large rock in a pan full of water and bring to the boil.
4. When the water is boiling, add the cockatoo.
5. When the rock is soft, throw out the cockatoo and eat the rock.

Bon Appetit.

Wednesday, 16 November 2016

The Very Clever Two faces Of President Elect Trump (my opinion, to which you are welcome)




The USA and, indeed, much of the world is in an uproar over the election of "The Donald" as the next US President. All this is being fuelled by politicians, extreme left wingers, the media and the financial elite, who see the well structured dominance of their world under threat. And, quite possibly, it is.

However, it is also quite possible that these comfortable elitists may have missed just how clever Mr. Trump is. He is a well educated, successful businessman, well attuned to using the media to his own advantage. He read the electorate very well and aimed his campaign at the disenfranchised and disillusioned section of the population that rarely vote because it is always just "more of the same".
Guess what kiddies? It worked!

You may doubt me, so I refer you to the rhetoric of fear, gutter language and outrage of his campaign speeches. I also refer you to the tone of his victory speech, where he sounded very humble and, might I say, Presidential. Which of these reflected the real Trump?
Again, guess what, kiddies. Both of them!

I believe that Mr. Trump is genuinely devoted to rebuilding the USA to its former glory, and God help anyone who gets in the way! Having said that, the man is educated and experienced enough to do what he has to do to achieve his goal, without endangering the country.

So, to all the institutionalised politicians, left wingers, the media and financial elite I say. You are so out of touch with your country that you are now dinosaurs. Get out of the way and let this man do the job that you have been incapable or unwilling to do for generations. The majority of your people have had their say.

In Australia, my country, I say to our politicians, watch and learn!

PS.

I have a new addition to the menagerie that makes up my family. He is a galah. A very beautiful native Australian bird. Galahs are known for their loud voices and crazy antics.

The Urban Dictionary's definition is:-
An "Old Australian" word; a derogatory term that means a "loud-mouthed idiot." Named specifically for the galah, a native Australian bird that makes a distinctive (and quite funny-sounding) call.

I only received my new pet yesterday and had trouble finding a name for him. Due to the above definition, I thought the name of a politician was a good idea. However, when trying to choose which politician, I realised that, no matter which one I chose, it would be an insult to such a beautiful creature. So I named him "Oigle", a favourite cartoon character from my childhood. As I'm now in my second, or is it third childhood, I thought it appropriate.



Meet Oigle
I must admit that he's far better looking than most, if not all, politicians.