First Meeting
"Will you agree to help build the Mexican wall?"
"Da."
"Can I count on you to help us screw the Chinese?"
"Da!"
"Great! And can we count on you to help us relocate
all our illegal Mexicans to Syria?"
"Da!!"
"Wonderful! Can the USA count on you not to bomb the shit out of
us, until after my Presidency?"
"DA!!! I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I've been calling my father to bring us some tea.
The silly old bugger is almost deaf. Can we start again?"
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