Yep, this is it! A unofficial photo of the two contenders for the American presidency frolicking on the beach at a secret hideaway.
You'd have to be asking yourself,"Why are these two arch rivals making out?". We can only guess at the answer. Here are some of the highest ranked possibilities.
- They are planning a love child, whom they will name Vladimir or Angela
- They are planning to adopt Vlad and Angela.
- They have entered into a bipartisan arrangement whereby they will share the nuclear launch codes.
- They have just clinched a deal with the Chinese Premier to open a chain of genuine Chinese restaurants throughout the USA, to be situated in all Trump owned properties and the Clinton's backyard. These restaurants are to be excluded from any preemptive nuclear attacks by China.
- The two lovebirds have just concluded an agreement with their new BFF, Vlad, to hack into Warren Buffet's bank accounts and empty them into a secret offshore bank account.
- Hillary has just decided to get some revenge on hubby, Bill, in the worst possible way.
- They are shooting a scene from a new movie, "Beach Bonking Billionaires".
- They are negotiating the formation of their own new political party, thereby ensuring that they can alienate the entire American population. This will drive the country into deep recession, allowing the Trumps and Clintons to buy the whole country.
- None of the above, because this article is just plain rubbish.
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