Wednesday, 24 August 2016

The Great Toilet Debate



We've all had this debate. Whether to leave the toilet seat up or down after using it.
I'm a "leave it up person". Primarily for hygienic reasons. You can see if the toilet is clean or not. There's nothing worse than spending an enjoyable thirty minutes or so, doing what you have to do, while reading or playing games on your smart phone, only to discover later while flushing (assuming that you do flush), that the previous occupant has left some untoward substances caked on under the seat. I defy those of you who are "put it down people" to argue with that!

Some other things to consider when the seat is left down are:-
Are there any spiders, cockroaches, frogs, snakes, bacteria or dangerous viruses lurking there?
Has the previous occupant had a nasty bowel explosion for you to share?
And finally, do you really want to know about the disgusting build up of, God knows whose, pubic hair that is preventing the toilet seat from being all the way down?


So, as you can see, I've made my case for leaving the seat up.
I'm sure many of you have an opposite opinion. You are welcome to your opinions and I respect that. 

Finally, with regard to opinions. Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one and they are both often full of crap.
That's my opinion!

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