Vietnam And Australia Jointly Claim The Spratly Islands

 In an historical international agreement, Vietnam and Australia have formed a partnership in the ownership of the Spratly Islands, with China's consent. This was very kind of China, considering that the Spratlys are located nowhere near China's mainland.

The agreement came at a cost to Australia which had to concede Kangaroo Island in South Australia to the Chinese, who have laid clam to the island since before Australia broke off from Gondwana Land.

Most importantly, China, Vietnam and Australia have all agreed not to weaponise any of the islands. The Spratly Islands will be mined for all of its natural resources, with the profits going to Malcolm Turnbull and the families that make up the Vietnamese government.

The Chinese will cull the kangaroos and koalas on Kangaroo Island to supply the world's largest Dim Sum factory which will be built there, using Chinese asbestos and Chinese labour.

The three participating countries in the agreement all hope that the rest of the world will notice that territorial differences can easily be overcome without violence.